Android already surpasses iPhone

[Riz]

I'm pretty sure that chart indicates that iPhone users have less satisfying relationships and are unable to handle commitment. Always moving on to the "next big thing". Trading in something they once liked for something else that's similar, but slightly better, in a never-ending cycle, year after year.

Ok, take this as a joke from a very happily married man, but...

I believe what you just described is winning. Constantly upgrading partners to a slightly better kind of strange? Hell, that DESCRIBES my college life. One long endless series of one-night stands that was always seeking to score higher. That's made of pure bacon and win!