09-04-2013, 11:37 AM
Dharus Wrote:Jakensama Wrote:Blame the NCAA for puting this many disparate schools in one league.
I don't dislike Texas. What I dislike is how Texas, Alabama, Florida, etc is used as a marketing tool to sell products. F the actual sports, its about capitalism baby. So, I do blame NCAA and shmucks who buy into the hype. I can't tell you how many football conversations I had with idiots who never went to Florida, seen many games, or knew anything beyond what ESPN was telling them. "Tim Tebow is the second coming" and I'd say he'll never make it in the NFL and they thought I was on crack. The marketing IS as bad as Fox News and MSNBC is about actual news but it sells hats and T-shirts.
Now teams I "hate":
West Virginia (Worst fans ever... if going to their stadium wear protective gear.)
University of Virginia (Rivals)
Miami (Worst bandwagon fans ever... most never made it through high school)
How dare you blaspheme against Swamp Jesus! He who can walk on swamp water and turn wine into swamp water (not the other way around though).
A-LA-BA-MA MAN!
HE'S QUICK, HE'S STRONG, HE'S ACTIVE!
You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley, where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!
HE CAN BOWL, HE CAN DRINK, HE CAN DRINK SOME MORE, ALA-BA-MA-MAN!
When wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
"Shut up, Bitch!"
"Wow!"
BEATS HIS WIFE AND SLEEPS IT OFF, A-LA-BA-MA MAN!
HE'S QUICK, HE'S STRONG, HE'S ACTIVE!
You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley, where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!
HE CAN BOWL, HE CAN DRINK, HE CAN DRINK SOME MORE, ALA-BA-MA-MAN!
When wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
"Shut up, Bitch!"
"Wow!"
BEATS HIS WIFE AND SLEEPS IT OFF, A-LA-BA-MA MAN!