Time for a new phone...

[strife]

Thank god for a phone, but for the invention of the cell phone I would have to sit in the office from 6 a.m. till late evening at times.

I can definitely attest to the fact that Jake gets more practical use out of his smartphone during 4 after work hours of beer drinking than most people get from their 4 hours of actual work time in an office.

AKA "The time we went drinking Jake was a rude asshole who wouldn't get off his cell phone"