(01-02-2025, 04:17 PM)Slamz Wrote: Which is, incidentally, probably why we skip it all:
Not only does the text not matter, but it frequently is not, in any way, actually represented in the game.
That's why I liked Warhammer Online. Everything revolved around the war and killing the "other guys". Why are you fighting them? Cause Orc/Hummie/Dwarf/Chaos smash and fuck those guys. The war never ends so therefore the quests can go on forever.
Also you should watch the "Dungeon People" anime. It is wholesome murder romp full of friendship and adventure and murder.
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HE'S QUICK, HE'S STRONG, HE'S ACTIVE!
You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley, where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!
HE CAN BOWL, HE CAN DRINK, HE CAN DRINK SOME MORE, ALA-BA-MA-MAN!
When wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
"Shut up, Bitch!"
"Wow!"
BEATS HIS WIFE AND SLEEPS IT OFF, A-LA-BA-MA MAN!
HE'S QUICK, HE'S STRONG, HE'S ACTIVE!
You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley, where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!
HE CAN BOWL, HE CAN DRINK, HE CAN DRINK SOME MORE, ALA-BA-MA-MAN!
When wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
"Shut up, Bitch!"
"Wow!"
BEATS HIS WIFE AND SLEEPS IT OFF, A-LA-BA-MA MAN!