Video Game Lore

[Garignak]

We need better lore.
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I just want a lore that actually matches the gameplay.

I like this! No lore at all, except whatever the player base does writes "the lore".  

So, if I pick up two stick, rub them together and start a forest fire, this becomes colloquially known as "The Burning Forest", or the "The Burning Forest that Slithe started".  Then all the environmentalist will hate me and put a bounty on me.  All the housing developers would love me and send me gold - hehe.

Happy New Year!