Buying a Straight Razor

[Slamz]

I've been using the Braun 8585 electric for over 4 years. Definitely not as close as a blade, but I can shave in about 30 seconds, then plop it back in its self-cleaning charger and I'm done.

I am all about the lazy.

I live in Goergia and keep a 2-3" beard year round. If I lived in the Artic like you it would be much longer. Think Warhammer Dwarf.

You could braid it, maybe tie a mini-keg of beer in it.